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Damien McCandless
Caldari Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.10.26 12:40:00 -
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Originally by: enterprisePSI the point is u all see Joe faping. And you hatin
Fapping?
I beg your pardon?
I sense someone feeling "yiffy"
Thems fightin' words around these parts, pardner.
Heck pod everyone you pirates, Get off the forums and go kill someone! - CCP Zymurgist
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Damien McCandless
Caldari Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.10.27 09:18:00 -
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Originally by: SunMoonStars
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne I can't *guarantee* they aren't fake.
Confirming that my chatlog section is accurate.
In fact, my feelings were hurt because Joe spent less time chatting with me than with anyone else. My feelings were hurt.
Hey! Joe hurt my feelings! Can I sue CCP?
Actually, I should be the most hurt as he hasn't seen fit to contact me AT ALL.
I feel unloved :(
Heck pod everyone you pirates, Get off the forums and go kill someone! - CCP Zymurgist
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Damien McCandless
Caldari Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.10.29 12:39:00 -
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Edited by: Damien McCandless on 29/10/2010 12:44:31 Edited by: Damien McCandless on 29/10/2010 12:41:43 Edited by: Damien McCandless on 29/10/2010 12:40:32 Hey hey
Some of you might be aware that I have been known to take Joe's chatlogs and boil off the excess baggage to leave only the juicy quotes as uttered by the man we know and love. Here is the last month or so boiled down into the pithy interview style that has become the fashion. It would be nice to get a real interview, but Ill take what I can find. Enjoy!
http://insufficentpower.blogspot.com/
Plus, whether or not any one cares, I shall be offering some insights into activities I have been taking part in aside from the Joe Show in the next while, proving that the IEEE never has its fingers in only one pie at a time! Nummy nummy nums!
Heck pod everyone you pirates, Get off the forums and go kill someone! - CCP Zymurgist
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Damien McCandless
Caldari Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.10.29 12:44:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank you done your link wrong
Yeah.
Doh.
Fixed now.
Brain melted for a sec there.
Heck pod everyone you pirates, Get off the forums and go kill someone! - CCP Zymurgist
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Damien McCandless
Caldari Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.11.01 08:28:00 -
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Originally by: Zedrik Cayne Current thought is that Joe must be paying them to suppress the IEEE as he's been trying to pay a merc corp for for weeks.
Well I hate to be the pessimist (Oh wait, no I love it) but if the mercs do anything at all, Joe will claim responsibility (even if its not him). If they fail-star miserably, then he will deny hiring them, distance himself from the entire operation, even to the point of claiming that he didn't even know about it or that he will say that they have "run rings around us" even if no actual combat takes place, but still deny hiring them.
Im getting too used to this lol
Heck pod everyone you pirates, Get off the forums and go kill someone! - CCP Zymurgist
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Damien McCandless
Caldari Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.11.08 11:47:00 -
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Edited by: Damien McCandless on 08/11/2010 11:49:52 Edited by: Damien McCandless on 08/11/2010 11:48:38 Edited by: Damien McCandless on 08/11/2010 11:48:03 This may not be that fascinating but....
As an IEEE Investigator, I do not limit my duties to investigating Joe Phoenix, I have other corps that require attention. It was in the process of said duties that I was idley going through the killboards, checking up on possible WTs and their activities when I spotted this:
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=11399037
Now at first glance, so what I hear you cry. Well it seems that Joe's alliance (which as I recall is dedicated to "stopping the griefers in EvE") is not above a little piracy themselves, especially where there is some Pyrite(?) and POS fuel up for grabs. Ironically, they picked on a corp that I have been investigating for a while, and I know that they have no connection, war or peaceful, with Joe at all.
Hope your ships enjoyed the kill Joe, cos it sure beats fighting your actual WTs and thanks for doing my job for me :)
(Edit: Hilariously, they podded him too)
Heck pod everyone you pirates, Get off the forums and go kill someone! - CCP Zymurgist
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Damien McCandless
Caldari Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.11.08 16:27:00 -
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Originally by: Admiral Zhao cut him some slack mabe this was a mistake mabe he thought he was attacking you guys.
How could he have? Different corp ticker. No flashing redness. Driving a hauler during a war (Prohibited under Basic Standards legislation). Carrying stupid amounts of stupid things.
Also to think that Joe directs his troops is like thinking the movement of the planets directs our fortunes due to the day we were born.
No offense, but no. Just no.
Heck pod everyone you pirates, Get off the forums and go kill someone! - CCP Zymurgist
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Damien McCandless
Caldari Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.11.10 08:05:00 -
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Originally by: Admiral Zhao Edited by: Admiral Zhao on 09/11/2010 15:01:26 Yes I still hold with the idea that Joes plan is to order his Corp(assuming he knows who they are) to find and destroy all IEEE members that have infiltrated or disguised them selves as other corps in order to attack. (mumble mumble gets tinfoil hat)
Perhaps while you are in the market for a tinfoil hat, you could consider one of the many forms of IEEE merchandise available. We have Joe ShowTM branded tinfoil hats, regular tinfoil hats (featuring a quirky IEEE logo) and a wide variety of popcorn holders and popcorn enjoyment paraphenalia, available from all good bootshops.
No moneyback, no garrauntee.
Heck pod everyone you pirates, Get off the forums and go kill someone! - CCP Zymurgist
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